AIM archives, Vol. 11: the "Tomato Tomato" Edition

Shani-o presents: the return of the AIM archives. V-Day foolishness betwixt me and the Wife. Lauren So which of your many paramours will be delighting in your company for fat baby with a crossbow day? Lol Shani lol none Lauren *gasp* Lol Shani a) none of them are here b) i'm so not a holiday person Lauren Lol Right? Shani yeah like, if you're not doing it every day, then doing it on v-day isn't gonna cut it lol Lauren Everyones all "boo yuck vday" and I'm like "what? Its thursday..." Lol Shani and i hate the chicks who are all bitter lol! seriously Lauren Precisely wife! Lol Shani i repeatedly forgot that it was v-day Lauren Its so easy to do! Shani the only reason i remembered is because of all the lame guys who called the restaurant on monday trying to get a reservation of course, we've been booked for two weeks, lol Lauren It's 1 of those holidays that I don't recall readily Shani i know! it's... thursday, lol Lauren Like pres day or columbus day Or flag day Lol Shani like, why get all in a tizzy Lauren Aww those stupid guys Lol They could at least do something unordinary This chick got all excited here cuz her bf sent her flowers Shani lol Lauren Red roses at that Shani that's cute Lauren *blank stare* Shani lol if it means something to her more power to 'em Lauren I didn't have the heart to say anything. She was so excited Shani lol Lauren I wanted to be like "u know they're gonna die right?" Lol Lol Shani lmao hata Lauren I'm just sayin Last week she wanted to kick him outta the apt Shani yeah Lauren This week he spends 7 min on the phone ordering the most generic flower on earth and she's reinlove Shani oooh, i'm more and more firmly convinced that living with an SO is for the freakin' birds NEVER EVER we are not living together until we walk down the damn aisle Lauren Noooooo Lol I need to know if I can live with u before we make it legal Lol Shani no way lol NOPE Lauren Lol Shani if you love the person, you'll work it out Lauren That's just as ridiculous as not having sex before marriage Lol Shani but merging everything with the option of picking up and walking away... nope oh PLEASE sex before marriage... go for it Lauren Lol Shani but living together... if you care enough to live together, get married Lauren That's good! If it doesn't work out, u don't have to spend a year getting divorced Just decide who moves and gets what cds Lol Shani i just don't think i could go through the merging of the stuff and the living together, and then splitting the stuff when it doesn't work out marriage isn't perfect, but it at least gives you an obligation to TRY at least that's the plan when i get married Lauren U should be obligated to try before u get married Shani but you aren't! that's why it's not marriage Lauren The ceremony won't make u more obligated if you're not already Its just a party Shani haha i see that's where we differ lol the ceremony is symbolic of a commitment that wasn't there before Lauren And u think u couldn't go thru that moreso than getting divorced when u find out about hubby's kiddie porn fetish he could hide cuz u weren't living together? Lol Shani i firmly believe that you can find out everything you need to know about your S.O. without living together unless you're trying not to Lauren Totally disagree Shani lol Lauren Lol Shani eh tomato tomato hahaha Lauren Hahahahaha! I was just typing that! Lol Shani HA! love you Lauren Love u too dear There you have it. Ladies and gentlemen, I think I've found my valentine! (Note: please, please, please, start using Adium as your chat client if you're on a Mac. I love it b/c I can connect to AIM and Gtalk through it -- it supports Yahoo and a host of other chat services too!)