Hillary is Mom Jeans

Hey, do you guys remember how Michelle Obama is my new Bicycle? Well, guess what? Hillary is Mom Jeans. The website applies 'Hillary' to thousands of little annoying things that don't really matter, but piss us off to no end. It's 1000x funnier because it's so random and mean. Most heinous: Most annoying (especially because people ask me to do this): And, as we all know: Jameil and I spent minutes of hilarity clicking through the site (and making submissions). Mine? "Hillary shows up to dinner parties empty-handed."

Squelched Those Gigolo Tendencies, Eh?

Mariah Carey is married to Nick Cannon? I'm perplexed. I mean, that's about as random as Condoleeza Rice marrying Cory Booker. Or something.

For serious?

How in the heck does a building shaped like a swastika even get built?

laughing out loud

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